12:12 AM EST

Miami, Florida -- Kimbo Slice destroyed Tank Abbott in a slugout for EliteXC in an  official time of 43 seconds. Fight opens, no touch of gloves. Crowd is on absolute fire. Tank with a stiff left before bulling Kimbo into the cage. Kimbo swings wildly and connects, and Abbott drops to that mat to grab a leg. Kimbo holds down Tank's head and starts smashing him with punches behind the head. Referee steps in and gives a stern warning, physically blocking Kimbo and scolding him. The fight is restarted. Ref steps in and stops for some reason. Looks like something thrown into the cage. Kimbo gets huge reaction for throwing back out and wants Tank. Here we go, and Kimbo is hammering Tank, dropping him several times, until just knocking Tank out and Tank falls Ric Flair -style face first on the mat. It's over, and the winner in 43 seconds is Kimbo Slice. Goldberg keeps saying Kimbo "puts asses in seats." Post match Kimbo praises Tank, plugs his afterparty, gives a shoutout to his homecrowd in Miami. Elite XC has a cult star on their hands at this time.

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