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Home Wrestling News JT LIGHTNING COMMENTS ON HIS INCIDENT WITH WWE LEGEND JAKE "THE SNAKE" ROBERTS
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JT LIGHTNING COMMENTS ON HIS INCIDENT WITH WWE LEGEND JAKE "THE SNAKE" ROBERTS |
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Written by Matthew Cooper (wrestlingnewsdesk@gmail.com)
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Monday, 15 September 2008 |
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6:04 PM EST
JT Lightning has posted a note on an Independent Wrestling Messageboard
regarding his side of the incident with legendary WWE performer Jake "The Snake"
Roberts.
The independent wrestler stated the following:
last nite, i became a "shooting" star..........
what a
fuckn mess, to put it bluntly. i was schedualed to wrestle jake "the snake"
roberts for firestorm pro last nite. heres the story. the whole story and the
only story. i basically ending up babysitting jake. when i first got there, with
my kids, i introduced myself to him and he seemed ok. he shook my sons hand and
asked him if he was queer....probably cause mike didnt shake his hand "fully".
he laughed, figuring hes ribbing him, so we went on our way. so a little bit of
time went by and we went to the back and just basically were shooting the shit
with john mcchesney....he kept sending boys to go and get him drinks.....no
biggie, right....it gets better......soooo, j.c brings us all together for the
meeting to discuss what is expected for the nite and then jake comes forth and
gives his little speech, basically saying, we have a great opportunity to
achieve something special tonite, not to blow it. dont do stuff thats not
believable. his example was, him getting drunk with mcchesney and ending up with
a midget and thats what he had to tell his girlfriend...anotherwards...its not
believeable....the boys popped for his , seemingly sincere comments. well, he
never fell through with his own words as he quickly deteriated into worthless
piece of shit.....so, the v.i.p. session started and he went up to the front to
do his merch. when he got back, he was a little bit more on the "toasted" side.
slurring speech etc. so the next thing you know, we are in the back and hes
dropping his shorts and walking with his "junk" out. funny shit. not! so he
changes and we start discussing our match and hes nixing the idea i had, then he
agreed, then he disagreed, then finally agreed. he was sweating beyond belief.
he tells me, "get me somewhere cool." hes like standing outside swaying back and
forth and then he finally settles on the hood of a car. he tells me, "dont leave
me, dont let me fall, dont leave me.....". then he asks me where i live. i tell
him and then he asks me if i can get him an 8-ball. then he tells me, hes had
"25 shots". i dont know if he did or not, but numbers dont matter here. ..so i
basically blow that idea off as he passes in and out. some fans come over and
ask him for a picture. jake , says, "picture this," and grabs his crotch....im
like, geez, what the fuck am i gonna do with this guy? i can work with anyone,
as long as they listen, but dude, wasnt havent it. so we make it back into the
theatre where he starts to tell me what were gonna do again......which is
NOTHING, like what we called earlier. then all of a sudden he spits out HIS
FALSE TEETH!!!! they fall on the floor and hes out again. i look at vince and
vince goes"theres ur boy!".... funny vince. so i grab my camera and take a
picture of this. no one would believe this.....then during ray rowes entrance
where he goes out with a posse, jake passes out on the floor and literally rolls
over on his side and grabs one of the posses feet and holds on.....oh,
boy.......i go tell jc whats going on and he calls his agent right then and
there and was told"jake can still go when hes like that, dont worry"........what
the fuck....then jake wakes up only to think its our turn and when i inform him
we still had 45 minutes to go yet, he starts screaming" fuck him, im gonna kill
him. motherfuck...." jake goes out to the commentators table and starts doing
screwed up stuff on the mic telling the workers in the match to go for it, or
some shit like that. im not sure if he called shane taylor "N-WORD". but some
say he did....he came back again in the back and he tells me, "just to kill me
in the match, only if i dont kill you in 30 seconds, right now ." ok, now, im
really getting pissed....i inform jc whats going on. i told him, jakes gonna go
into business for himself if he doesnt get out there now. then before you know
it, jakes walking down the isle towards the title match. jc scrambles and gets
him to finally to the back. things are wayyyy outta control now. its just a
matter of time. so now its match time...i go out first. whatever. then he comes
out and does a promo. he starts talking about the radio interview he did and
asks if anyone heard it. crowd popped a little bit. then he goes on about not
being respected or some shit. he then starts asking questions to the motorcycles
that were on stage, and yes, I DID say motorcycles. i grab a chair and sit,
while i watch this all go down. he ends his promo and i jump him as he enters
the ring. i hit him
twice, he no sells. im like, fucker!!! i take him to the turnbuckle and choke
him. he yells. turnbuckle!!! so i take him and throw him head first into the
turnbuckle. he no sells, so i popped him real good with a forearm shot, and he
said "whats that all about!" i did it again, hitting him with a stiff forearm to
get him to sell and i yell at him, "sell for me you son-of-bitch!!!" i throw him
into the buckle again he falls i roll him over for a 2 count, he kicks out, i
cover again tighter, and he yells i cant go, what do think im stupid!?" then i
tighten down and told the ref to count this piece of shit out. 1-2-3!!!! 2 and
half minutes of complete utter bullshit. i was so pissed i could of stomped him
into oblivion. so basically, i did what i thought was best for us, firestorm,
not jake. hes selfish and a disgrace to himself and this buisness. pinning him,
means nothing to me, im not a mark, wins and losses dont matter to me, i get
paid the same no matter what. but my point is, jake is a LOSER. not just by
being pinned-for real--but all the fans saw what a REAL FUCKN LOSER LOOKS LIKE.
AND THATS JAKE ROBERTS!!!!! then after the match hes calling me back in, cause
hes pissed, well, then he proceeds to whip out his "junk" right there in the
middle of the ring. there were sooooo many kids ther. my wife and my 5 yr old
daughter and my kids were there. i was gonna kill this fuck. then i cut my
promo. whatever. jrocc comes out, to try to calm the matters some and get jake
to DDT him and he no-sells jrocc also...jerrys pissed now, wants to fight. cuts
the promo on him and then i jetted. 16 yrs in the business and i wrestled
countless stars that have been "under the influence", but have been able to
perform. i couldnt even carry him. what a joke. dont blame jc. firestorm, me or
whoever, the blame goes on jake. hes a big boy now, and he cant handle life and
this is what he gets. i personally apologize to all the fans, friends and family
who had paid to see me work a "wwe legend" only to be pissed and disgusted by
his behavior. people like jake are a dime a dozen and he deserves what comes to
him.
so, to you, jake roberts, i say, fuck you, from the
bottom of my heart!!!!
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