The old expression is, "this must have been a slow news day."
Fox News, those fine men and women of the advertised fair and balanced
reporting, has posted a story on World Wrestling Entertainment's offer for
a Barack Obama vs Hillary Clinton Smackdown on WWE TV.
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama — Get in the
ring.
That’s the challenge from WWE, which has issued an
open invitation to the deadlocked Democrats to settle their differences “the
American way — in a wrestling match.”
Seriously.
World Wrestling Entertainment aired the video
invitation Tuesday, calling for a bona fide smackdown on Monday night RAW April
21.
“What we’re trying to do is provide both Senator
Clinton and Senator Obama an opportunity to speak to more than 8 million viewers
of our program … which is the night before the Pennsylvania primary,” WWE
spokesman Gary Davis told FOXNews.com.
What exactly the world of professional wrestling
expects Clinton and Obama to do in that ring is unclear.
The announcer in the ad, now on the WWE Web site,
declares, “Forget about who’s better prepared when the phone rings at 3 a.m.,
and find out who’s better when the bell rings.”
So what? An arm wrestling match? A very aggressive
debate? A cage fighting tournament?
“I think the invitation itself is self-explanatory,”
Davis said. “Get into the ring and resolve their differences.”
The professional wrestling sector has been relatively
quiet on the political front ever since “Nature Boy” Ric Flair stopped tag
teaming with Mike Huckabee. But Davis said all the while WWE has had an
aggressive “SmackDown Your Vote” program to get young voters
registered.
Davis said WWE is still in talks with both candidates
over the proposed match.
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