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THE LATEST HOGAN FAMILY DRAMA IS SO INSANE, WE COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP! |
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Written by Matthew Cooper (wrestlingnewsdesk@gmail.com)
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Friday, 29 May 2009 |
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7:00 AM EST
The legendary Hollywood blogger Perez Hilton posted a story HERE
that is beyond insane, even for the wrestling business. Check it
out:
We received an e-mail from Linda's
people entitled Brooke's Attempt to Kiss Perez's Ass!
Check this shiz
out!!!
Perez, if Brooke continues to spew
lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the
reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be
forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an
album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records
sales.
Brooke has always had a problem
telling the truth. If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she
hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years,
then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are
again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart). She only judges
Charlie because of his long hair and age, Linda doesn't
judge.
Here are some cold hard facts;
these people who say Linda is doing drugs are friends of Hulk Hogan. Brooke is
Hulk's only remaining mouthpiece and a pawn in his game of control. Linda will
walk into any drug testing facility and take a random test and the truth will
be she is clean. Put your money where your mouth is Brooke aka Hulk. Brooke
"thinks" she's doing drugs is a hypocrisy when her father and $tack are
rolling and Smoking joints together in Brooke's recording session, and Brooke
knows it. As for Charlie, he is an accomplished Spring board diver (4th in the
Nationals), eagle scout and certified captain in commercial boating with his
bigger goal of joining the fire department. Linda's definition of a good time
is hitting a 8:30 am mass at St Max's grabbing some Cuban food at Versailles
(her fav). We aren't here to kiss anyone's ass but Linda would love spend a
fun California day with Perez with or without that famous garlic chicken, but
you have to go to mass.
Gary Smith on behalf of Linda
Hogan
Global PR Inc
IN OTHER NEWS:
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HERE
To see a great video of Rob Van Dam with The Ultimate Warrior,
CLICK HERE
To see an open letter to HHH with a scoop that he will absolutely not like,
CLICK HERE
To read all about Jasmin St. Claire's sexy webcam photo
sessions, CLICK HERE
To read about Stacy Keibler and Carmen Electra's sexy hug,
CLICK HERE
To read Paul Heyman's view of Vince McMahon's new ECW,
CLICK HERE
To see some of the most outrageously sexy pics of Torrie
Wilson, CLICK HERE
To see the brand new Christy Hemme photo gallery, which is not
for the weak of heart, CLICK HERE
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