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EXCLUSIVE: WWE RANDY ORTON, MARIA KANELLIS, AND BRITNEY SPEARS' "MONICA LEWINSKY" STAINED DRESS |
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Written by Matthew Cooper (wrestlingnewsdesk@gmail.com)
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Monday, 28 July 2008 |
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1:00 PM EST
The next Saturday Night's Main Event will be a tag team affair, as WWE
Chairman Vince McMahon has teamed up with former Playboy Playmate and MTV
personality Jenny McCarthy (who lives with funnyman Jim Carrey, the lucky
son a bitch) to promote McCarthy's charity Generation Rescue, which benefits
children with Autism. McCarthy, as you may know, has an autistic son.
World Wrestling Entertainment sent Randy Orton and WWE Diva Maria Kanellis
to the Generation Rescue event at Carrey's house, and we have the exclusive
pics.
And check out Britney Spears at this event.
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It's hard to believe, but at first no one noticed.
Britney Spears showed up at the home of funnyman Jim Carrey and Playboy
legend Jenny McCarthy to support their Generation Rescue charity, which
battles Children's Autism. The cause is near and dear to the lovely
McCarthy's heart, as she has an autistic son.
So Brit Brit shows
up, just days after a custody settlement with ex-husband Kevin "K-FED"
Federline in which Britney has relinquished custody of her children to
Federline. He'll also get some decent coin for child support. Wow. She
made a bad choice with this guy, huh?
Anyway, Brit shows up and she
looks amazing. Her hair is shiny. Her makeup is perfect. She looks hot. I
mean, when was the last time anyone could say that about Britney Spears?
But she did. She looked gorgeous. No re-touched photos, these are
paparazzi pics. And Britney lit up the room. She looked even better than
the radiant McCarthy.
Brit looked so good, no one noticed
something. She had a Monica Lewinsky-style stain on her hot dress.
Big,
bold, white, and "shot all over the place," either Britney spray-spilled
some milk (not her choice of drink, at least I don't think so), or
something (or someone) went down before attending the event.
And
now, just a few days after everyone was marveling at the amazing pictures,
a closer examination reveals that Britney may have worn her underwear, but
this time appearances were indeed deceptive.
Britney Spears is
back, ya'll. The popwreck is single and looking good. She's on the
loose.
'Cuz she's Britney, BITCH!
More info and pics on Britney's stain HERE
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