The wild and crazy celebrity gossip site www.dlisted.com has scooped everyone with a hysterical story about Brooke Hogan and a friend in New York City. Apparently, the Brookster is in The Big Apple to promote this weekend's debut of her reality show on VH-1, and she's hanging out with a brunette friend. Now, how can that be bad? Well, the friend is a little dumpy, and Brooke's walking away with her massive breasts pumped up and out, and yet DListed finds Brooke's friend attractive! Wow. That has to hurt.

 

If you'd like to see the entire article, which includes tons of pics of Brooke and her friend, CLICK HERE . 

 

Here's a sample of DListed's review of Brooke and her short dumpy buddy:

 

Day-shift hooker alert! Brooke Hogan must be one secure tranny to go out with such a gorgeous friend. I mean, spandex/lace dress, spray-painted fake Louboutins, white lame shorty jacket and red rouge for days - perfection! This is the way every young liquor store hooker lady should dress for a classy night on the town.

 

AND! I can no longer clown on Brooke. Bitch is wearing exquisite lucite heels! If those beauties are from the Shauna Sand collection, I will get on my knees and worship her ding dong. Brooke Hogan is okay by me. Yup, lucite heels is all it takes.

 

Here's Brooke and her gorgeous day-shift hooker friend outside the Waverly Inn in NYC last night. WAIT?! NYC?! Excuse me, I have to go stalk KMart's lingerie department in hopes of seeing Brooke's stunning friend. Day-shift hookers love KMart's lingerie dept.

 

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