IN OUR ONGOING UNAUTHORIZED
UNAFFILIATED
UNREQUESTED UNINHIBITED QUEST TO
HELP
WWE CHAIRMAN VINCE McMAHON, HIS
DAUGHTER
STEPHANIE McMAHON LeVESQUE, AND TALENT
RELATIONS EXEC JOHN LAURINAITIS FIND THE
NEXT GREAT DIVA FOR WWE RAW,
SMACKDOWN,
ECW, AND SUPERSTARS, WE PROUDLY
PRESENT
THE AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS MEGAN
FOX.
NOW, MAYBE WE'RE A BIT
IMPARTIAL,
BUT DON'TCHA THINK THOSE LEATHER
PANTS,
THAT FLOWING HAIR, AND THOSE GORGEOUS
EYES
JUST SCREAM "MEGAN OUGHTA BE A WWE
DIVA"?!?