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DRUNKEN STEPFATHER'S LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH STACY KEIBLER |
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Written by Matthew Cooper (wrestlingnewsdesk@gmail.com)
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Monday, 21 September 2009 |
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9:00 AM EST
I know she wasn’t in a horrible motorcycle accident, or that
she’s not a diabetic who doesn’t follow treatment, or one of those weirdos who
obsesses over losing limbs even though they don’t need to lose limbs. I know she
didn’t step on a land mind, I know she wasn’t tortured by enemy spies, I know
she didn’t get the flesh eating disease and I know she’s not an amputee, so
obviously she would still have legs, I just didn’t remember how amazing they
were….you know cuz this bitch is hardly relevant
anymore…
-- Jesus Martinez, The Drunken Stepfather
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