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WORLDWIDE MEDIA COVERS JENNA'S TUSH-BARING CATWALK |
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Written by Dan Bristow (wrestlingnewsdesk@gmail.com)
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Wednesday, 12 September 2007 |
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9:08 PM EST
Well, Jenna Jameson sure knows how to get attention. The worldwide media is abuzz with coverage, so to speak, of Jenna's decision to be uncovered. The world's most famous former porn star actually shocked people by lifting her the back of her dress at the Heatherette Fashion Show last night in New York City.
Imagine that.
NEW YORK MAGAZINE's daily blog covering Fashion Week headlined with CHANEL IMAN BEATS OUT JENNA JAMESON AS TUESDAY'S TOP MODEL, which you can read in its entirety here: New York Fashion Week Blog - New York Magazine.
HOLLYWOOD RAG ran with the headline FORMER PORN QUEEN MODELS THE RUNWAY, which you can read in its entirety here: Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Ragazine.
The always-vicious DLISTED ran the headline DIDN'T THE IMPLANTS COME OUT? in which the celeb-blasting site states Jenna Jameson had her implants taken out, because she felt they were too big and wanted to change her "porn" image. I still see implants and saggy ones at that! She should've kept the old implants, because they knew the real Jenna. The new implants haven't gotten to know her and are judging a book by its cover, so they are trying to make a run for it. I don't blame them. Jenna was the star attraction at the Heatherette show last night. Come on...the real star attraction was Amanda Lepore. Upstaged by tranny, Jenna! It happens everytime. You know Baby Huey wanted to tap those tranny nuts by the end of the night. Baby Huey is, of course, Tito Ortiz, who must be thrilled with all this coverage. Yes, I am being sarcastic. You can see the whole story here: Dlisted .
You can count on THE BLEMISH to truly rip someone apart, and of course they didn't disappoint, headlining with JENNA JAMESON TRIES TO MODEL, which you can read here: The Blemish.
EVIL BEET GOSSIP ran the extended headline I THINK TITO ORTIZ ACCIDENTALLY ATE JENNA JAMESON'S FACE, which is a particularly brutal look at Jenna's current non-fat look (hey, I don't want Tito kicking my ass when he gets fed up with all these shots people are taking at Jenna). You can read the whole story here: Jenna Jameson Backstage at Heatherette Show – Evil Beet Gossip.
Celebrity gossip site WHAT WOULD TYLER DURDEN DO ran the headline JENNA JAMESON'S STILL GOT IT, in which they say One of the reasons Jenna Jameson became the most famous porn star ever was because she didn’t look like a porn star. She seemed somewhat lucid and genuine and was actually pretty. And not just pretty in a porn star way, but pretty in a normal way. Now she looks like something you'd buy to ward off spirits. You normally only see things like this in the woods, captured under a net. You can read it all here: JENNA Tyler Durden.
THE SUPERFICIAL ran the headline JENNA JAMESON ... I DON'T EVEN KNOW, which you can see for yourself here: The Superficial - Jenna . The fashion-obsessed gossip site states Jenna Jameson walked down the runway for the Heatherette fashion line yesterday. Although looking at these you'd think they were throwing some sort of circus horror show. Everything about her frightens me. Didn't she used to be hot? And a porn star? I'd rather have sex with an angry porcupine than with Jenna Jameson. An angry porcupine with rabies. And on fire.
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