“I don't understand how anyone could want to look at those two geezer-lovers. My boyfriends are all young, hot, and virile. They're living with an 82 year old man!" Missy yelled at the Sun.

So Missy posted a bunch of hot steamy photos of her 44DDD's, hoping people will check out the pics and her episode and drive her to number one.

So, in our part of civic duty, we'd like to offer THIS LINK  to the wild episode of Missy talking about sex, her boobs, and her sexual conquests.

You can also check out Missy's breasty slideshow HERE .  

You can read Missy's dissing of the Playboy Mansion Matrons HERE . 

And by the way, we understand the latest on the Playboy Playmates is that Kendra Wilkinson is on vacation in Cabo, and is partying there in a hot bikini. You can check out pics of Kendra's skimpy little two piece, if a hot young blonde in a very revealing bikini is your type of thing (and it is mine) AT THIS LINK . 

OK, I think that should keep you busty ... sorry, busy ... for just a little while. Always happy to provide these public service links for our readers. Keep checking back with us for more!